Anyone want to join me for some late-night mailing? I want to have fun with a certain kiosk.

You see, there's one of those automated kiosk doohickeys at the local post office, which makes it really convenient for me mail off eBay packages at any time of night. I just put my package on the scale, push some buttons, swipe my card, and grab the "stamp" it prints out for my package.

The thing that gets me is how it always says it was a pleasure to help me. Really? We have machines that can feel pleasure now, eh? So my plan is to go in late at night when nobody else is around, and verbally berate the machine to see just how much of a pleasure the experience is for it. Or maybe I'll just dress up like I was going to a singles bar and try my best pickup lines…"hey baby, would you like to serve me? I'm sure you'll find it a pleasure…"

I added a link over to the left explaining how to add my blog to your LiveJournal friends list, but it turns out that someone already set up a "syndication account" to read my blog (I think it was Katie — thanks Katie!).

To see my blog entries in your friends list, just add the "user" csixty4

Stolen from my wife's LJ:

Copy this into your journal and bold the ones you actually like.

I dare you!! LOL

Blender Magazine's 50 Worst Songs of All Time

1. We Built This City … Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart … Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight … Wang Chung
4. Rollin' … Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby … Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll … Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy … Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time … Eddie Murphy
9. American Life … Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory … Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible … Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo … The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien … Genesis
14. From a Distance … Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You … The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? … 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump … Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration … Chicago
19. Broken Wings … Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling … Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes … Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) … Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night … Corey Hart
24. Superman … Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You … Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End … The Doors
27. The Final Countdown … Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland … John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's … Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All … Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm … Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K … Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl … Aqua
34. Longer … Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People … R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! … Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave … Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe … Rednex
39. She Bangs … Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up … Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire … Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence … Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me … Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) … Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize … Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough … New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You … Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da … The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy … Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On … Celine Dion

Ok, I guess I really am as lame as I thought